You Too Can Make Quality Cannabutter At Home in Mere Minutes with The Magical Butter
“Magical…huh?” I can hear you thinking this to yourself as you read the words. Well, it doesn’t leave -everything- to the imagination, but, magic? We’ll just have to see about this. The Magical Butter 2 is basically an “appliance” in that, A. it is used with edible ingredients, B. it is self-cleaning, and C. would not look at all out of place on your kitchen counter top next to the waffle maker. Mm, waffles. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, turning butter into magical butter. A novel concept indeed, that hopefully, I’m going to find out is actually a very practical matter after all. Let us proceed!
The appearance of the device probably most resembles a coffee pot or pitcher with its sturdy handle and top-open design. It’s a bit heavy in the hand, but I mean we’re really trying to do something marvelous here with this contraption, and so of course the technology is duly on board. It plugs into the wall, and with a fairly long cord, I didn’t even consider the use of batteries. Looking at it from the side, it actually appears pretty unremarkable. But when you see it from the overhead vantage point, you quickly glean that you’re dealing with a very sophisticated piece of engineering here.
There is your standard temperature setting which toggles from 160-250 degrees Fahrenheit, and then you have your timer pre-sets. The first one is for butter and says so right on the button. Nice. The second one is for oils and will run a bit longer. The final settings are for a “tincture” and run from the 4 to 8 setting. Tincture! I mean, how cool is that. We were just lookin’ to make some special butter here, but now we can also manufacture tinctures on a whim? Intriguing to say the least.
What’s going to truly blow your mind though, is when I tell you right now there is a “mushroom” setting as well as a milkshake setting!. No, you’re not dreaming, I promise. This is all the real deal. And it also seems to be why the makers of the Magical Butter charge you a hefty $175. But, wait. Hefty? Really? We’re talking about making not only magic butter here, but also whipping up some fungi delights along with tinctures and milkshakes? That’s the perspective you need to have. And it is the perspective I had upon my cursory glance over the unit. But can it make it happen? Can it really produce? These questions and more got answered directly below.
So without further ado, I swiped three cups of organic butter from my girlfriend and crammed it in there. Didn’t really have to cram, it fit easily. Just sayin’, I was excited! About 20 grams of my very special botanical blend went in next and then I closed ‘er up. Fingers crossed, I pushed the butter button. Yep, that’s all it took for me to step into the world of master butter maker. A single push.
Once I did that, the unit came to life with a mechanical start and the process was underway. Now the thing is this. I noticed that the Magical Butter 2 was rather loud. I also noticed it the entire butter making process took about 2 hours to complete. Okay, so I’m smiling less now. But, and there is always a but, here’s why in the end none of that mattered. One word: automated. This thing is fully automated! When the time was up, the butter was ready, and yes, it was-exactly- what I had hoped it would be. And nothing I didn’t.
So while I did wait a while, and it did hem and haw a bit as it churned, again, I did nary a thing to make this exquisite end product save load up the machine and push a single button! Let me reiterate the self-cleaning at this point to head off all the naysayers. You simply push a button and throw some water and soap in there and it goes into cleaning mode.Again, automation rocks people.
The Magical Butter 2 delivers. That’s the message that was thoroughly driven home to me at the conclusion of its test run. The manufacturers really have spared to expense or luxury in making a premium product, and I can’t see why you would take any other route in making your oils and butters after even having used one of these a single time.
There’s no school of higher education on this streamlined and highly simplified process, and that’s exactly what I’m looking for in a product. I want something to take the guesswork and nuanced operation out of the equation, and instead offer a foolproof method to exact a consistent and satisfactory outcome time and again. People throw around the words “premium product” all too often these days. But this is one of the very few devices I’ve used in recent months that truly deserves such a namesake.
The truth is, a lot of vaporizers and pieces that I review and try for myself usually have a few very noticeable corners cut. The quality lacks in some manner. One way or another, there’s no getting around this truth, and it is an unfortunate truth. But the Magical Butter 2 really gives you more than your money’s worth, and so that is why I say to you diligent reader, you can do no better than this.